The Whole Thing Square About This World Are The Cats What Live In It

Man, this world is so fucked up. Sometimes I wish the flood would come back and wash it all away, except me and a few of my friends could come along with some of the animals, because there are some good people out there, but man, a lot of this world is so fucked up. Like today I was at the market, looking at the imported back issues of Metal Edge magazine and I see this dude there with his girlfriend. And she's so hot and good looking, but like in a beautiful way and not a slutty or arrogant way, but he's just like strong looking douche bag with a shaved head. So I'm just standing there reading this article about Soul Fly when this dude and his girl walk by this other good looking lady, and the strong dude starts coming onto her! I couldn't believe what an incredible asshole this guy was! He's like "Hey, sweetheart, you look so good to me..." Then she just looks away, then this other dude comes out, and he's the other girls boyfriend! This second dude is even more of a muscle-bound Denmark fag body builder than the first dude, and he's like "Hey Man, are you hitting on my girl?" And the first dude is like "Why would I want to mess with her when I got this?" And he poiints to his girlfriend who is all embarassed by now. Then the second guy is like "You better stay away from my girl, bitch." And they just walked away. I noticed that the first guys face was all red, and that's when he saw me looking at him and was like "What are you looking at punk?" So I just went back to my magazine but next thing I know he's standing next to me and he takes my Metal Edge and throws it down and he's like "Pick it up, punk. Pick up your fag music book." I didn't know what to do, then his girlfriend grabbed his arm to pull him away from me and he slapped her! This fucking piece of shit who just embarrased his girlfriend, humiliated himself, and slapped a woman, was now bullying a 15-year-old! I don't know how this guy has been allowed to stay on earth for so long if there really is a God. What did the Noah people do? Carve some statues out of wood and open their manger on a Sunday? And they got drowned? God must be sleeping up there or something because some fucked up people are getting by just fine nowadays. I don't know man, all I can do is try to spread the word with music in my band Cocaine Alien. Like we have a song called 'Global Genocide/New Hope'

Reality Will Be A Harsh Awakening For Some

Sometimes I take the train to the Royal Danish Armory in Viborg where students may watch American television shows on videotape. Yesterday I was disgusted to see a program entitled 'Real World, Road Rules: Challenges.' The show features spoiled Americans in their mid-20s playing team-building games against each other and crying and fighting when they lose. All the contestants are 'All-Stars' of previous MTV reality shows. These people won a lottery by being allowed to live for free with other beautiful young people for a year. But when it was over they didn't know how to fight for their own survival, so they went back to MTV and said 'Help! I can't work for a living!' And MTV said, 'OK, you can live in our zoo for another year.' You would think these Americans would be grateful to have such a cushy exsitence, but no. After playing a game with ladders and giant foam puzzle pieces that Cub Scouts or a mentally challenged youth group might play, the winners cheer and scream like they won a mixed martial arts competition while the losers cry and scream at each other. I think these people will be very unprepared when the system fails and man has to once again fight for survival. Their cosmetic muscles and limited acting abilities won't get them too far when they're struggling over a bag of rotten fruit with an escaped rapist...

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