The life for me! "That's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever!'

It's a long way to the bottom if you forget how to rock and roll...

Hello there! Yes! I am here in Hamilton, Ontario visiting with Uncle Harry! I love this country. I try beer for first time and hashish! It all happened when I go to see great rocking metal show at The Underground in downtown Hamilton. It was a great show headlined by Chainsaw Abortion. Opening acts were Furious Rape and Fistful Of Wounds. Chainsaw Abortion absolutely thrashed nonstop and wouldn't let up and the other two were pretty awesome as well. Well I was wearing my Entombed shirt and flame leather pants so some bikers gave me three cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon and two bottles of Molson and we smoked a hash cigarette in the alleyway. They also maked sure that I was not getting trampled in the moshing pit. When Uncle Harry come to pick me up in Mercury Sable I am vomiting in the backseat but I just says "I'm sorry Uncle Harry I think I ate some bad donuts at Tim Hortons." So what is next for me is that I realize I want to live the rock and roll lifestyle forever man! I am going to train extra hard with band now so I can get the fuck out of this country and live life on the road. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll babee! Well, for now I must be getting back to my geography studies so I can wake up early for academy.

How I look after lots of lessons and drilling and lashings from mother.

Idle Hands Are The Devils Fists

Hello there. So I know it's been awhile since I updated. Well I'm sorry but I have lessons all day and then afterward I must go to train for Danish Army. It's no easy OK? Today I carry fifty pound sack of potatos through obstacle course with drill master testing me with stopwatch. Then when I came home my mother hits me with high heel shoe because I forgot to pick up goat milk from the market. You may feel sad for me in America but please do not, this is just the way life is in Denmark. This is not France where students knit sweaters and paint flowers when their lessons are finished. In fact I am actually quite happy now because holiday is coming soon and I will get to travel to Canada to visit my uncle in Hamilton, Ontario. I hope to watch hockey match and hear local heavy metal scene at an underground club. I also hope to drink some beer and maybe get drunken, I heard from some older boys at school it is the thing to be doing. If you're in Hamilton look for me, I'll be wearing my Entombed shirt and awesome pants with flames up the side. Oh by the way I heard in America there was controversy over what they showed during Superbowl television advertisements. Well I say you people are fucked up because one minute you show violent Bruce Willis action movie and next minute you can't show a sexy lady in a 1950s bathing suit. Here in Denmark we show full oral sexation on television and real people getting killed on the news. It seems like that's just life to me you can't be hiding everything from your children because then when you thrust a rifle into their hands and send them off to take lives in foreign lands they'll be unprepared."Brother kills the brother, spilling blood all across the land. Killing for religion, its something I don't understand," Dave Mustang, Metallica/Megadeth.

The Whole Thing Square About This World Are The Cats What Live In It

Man, this world is so fucked up. Sometimes I wish the flood would come back and wash it all away, except me and a few of my friends could come along with some of the animals, because there are some good people out there, but man, a lot of this world is so fucked up. Like today I was at the market, looking at the imported back issues of Metal Edge magazine and I see this dude there with his girlfriend. And she's so hot and good looking, but like in a beautiful way and not a slutty or arrogant way, but he's just like strong looking douche bag with a shaved head. So I'm just standing there reading this article about Soul Fly when this dude and his girl walk by this other good looking lady, and the strong dude starts coming onto her! I couldn't believe what an incredible asshole this guy was! He's like "Hey, sweetheart, you look so good to me..." Then she just looks away, then this other dude comes out, and he's the other girls boyfriend! This second dude is even more of a muscle-bound Denmark fag body builder than the first dude, and he's like "Hey Man, are you hitting on my girl?" And the first dude is like "Why would I want to mess with her when I got this?" And he poiints to his girlfriend who is all embarassed by now. Then the second guy is like "You better stay away from my girl, bitch." And they just walked away. I noticed that the first guys face was all red, and that's when he saw me looking at him and was like "What are you looking at punk?" So I just went back to my magazine but next thing I know he's standing next to me and he takes my Metal Edge and throws it down and he's like "Pick it up, punk. Pick up your fag music book." I didn't know what to do, then his girlfriend grabbed his arm to pull him away from me and he slapped her! This fucking piece of shit who just embarrased his girlfriend, humiliated himself, and slapped a woman, was now bullying a 15-year-old! I don't know how this guy has been allowed to stay on earth for so long if there really is a God. What did the Noah people do? Carve some statues out of wood and open their manger on a Sunday? And they got drowned? God must be sleeping up there or something because some fucked up people are getting by just fine nowadays. I don't know man, all I can do is try to spread the word with music in my band Cocaine Alien. Like we have a song called 'Global Genocide/New Hope'

Reality Will Be A Harsh Awakening For Some

Sometimes I take the train to the Royal Danish Armory in Viborg where students may watch American television shows on videotape. Yesterday I was disgusted to see a program entitled 'Real World, Road Rules: Challenges.' The show features spoiled Americans in their mid-20s playing team-building games against each other and crying and fighting when they lose. All the contestants are 'All-Stars' of previous MTV reality shows. These people won a lottery by being allowed to live for free with other beautiful young people for a year. But when it was over they didn't know how to fight for their own survival, so they went back to MTV and said 'Help! I can't work for a living!' And MTV said, 'OK, you can live in our zoo for another year.' You would think these Americans would be grateful to have such a cushy exsitence, but no. After playing a game with ladders and giant foam puzzle pieces that Cub Scouts or a mentally challenged youth group might play, the winners cheer and scream like they won a mixed martial arts competition while the losers cry and scream at each other. I think these people will be very unprepared when the system fails and man has to once again fight for survival. Their cosmetic muscles and limited acting abilities won't get them too far when they're struggling over a bag of rotten fruit with an escaped rapist...

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